Stairfart 

The act of farting in sync with your steps as you ascend or descend a flight of stairs

Friend 1 : "Dude, I totally stairfarted on the way up here, it was sick!"

Friend 2: (playing MW2, not listening) "That's crazy, bro."

Stairfart by ShoGunzalez April 4, 2010

Stairmaster 

A legend who is known to have sexual intercourse under flights of stairs at John Marshal High School. He Is now graduated and living the sauce life.

Student: too bad stairmaster isn't here anymore. I looked up to him so much.

Stairmaster by stairmasterisgnarly January 19, 2014

Stairface Chippendale

A "Stairface Chippendale" is the term used to describe someone who thinks he is without fault in any situation and that the world owes him an apology because his own life is worthless.

"Stairface" may refer to either:

A. An area of granulation tissue positioned along ones head in a staircase-like formation, or

B. The fact that the person in question feels like he may walk all over someone as if they don't matter - because his righteousness reigns supreme.

Frequently, examples 'A' and 'B' are exemplified by one in the same person.

"Chippendale" is the reference that the offender believes that his high horse is justified, therefore allowing him to be the "Stairface" as described.

After the accident, he turned into a total Stairface Chippendale." "Really? I haven't talked to him to know..." "Oh yeah. He wears the scars as a badge requiring all those in the know to bow down in pity for him. Further, he uses the bad circumstances to justify his treating others, especially family, as worthless garbage." "Wow, that's rough dude." "Yeah it is, but that Stairface Chippendale can go fuck himself because the way he treats others is inappropriate and is better than he himself should be treated." "I see your point. What a doucher.

Stairface Chippendale by kult December 14, 2010

stairmasterbating 

To engage in an intense exercise or fitness regime which causes one to ignore relationships and responsibilities; usually a short-lived affair seen at the beginning of the year and immediately prior to bikini season.

Jessica: "Sorry I didn't call you back. I was on the treadmill. I love the way I feel now that I'm losing weight!"

Martin: "Well, I swear to God, if you don't answer the phone again because you're stairmasterbating I'm going to come over and poke Rocky Road down your throat."

stairmasterbating by vaguelyethnic March 29, 2010

stairfalling 

1.Falling down a flight of stairs

Tripping over roller skates may cause stairfalling.

stairfalling by 5'11"Racer October 30, 2006

Cleveland Stairmaster 

While walking up a flight of stairs, taking a projectile shit or sharting (fart & shit at the same time) on the person behind you.

Guy 1: Dude you wouldn't believe what my girl did last night!

Guy 2: She didn't fake it?

Guy 1: Nah, I was walking up stairs behind her and smacked her ass and she suprised me with a Cleveland Stairmaster!

Guy 2: Dude....

Cleveland Stairmaster by Skadandy88 December 14, 2010

Starfarm 

1. The giant school that is the largest building in Pendleton, NY that is in the middle of absolutely NOWHERE, is built on a corn field, has mice problems, and lots and lots of drama; a.k.a. Starpoint.

1. Damn! Starfarm beat us again at the game!

Starfarm by Cares April 15, 2005