Top Definition
Creature that shows up at your home on an unplanned absence from work who is there to remodel your home / bang you in the ass.

Usually can be found hanging out with self-proclaimed Top Guys or a cornucopia of Hot Guys.
I'm not going to make it into work today, my StairGuy is coming over.

\bends over
by Dan "Hot Guy" Harrington May 01, 2008

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