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Stag Beetle 

A post-coitus move in which the male wraps grabs his female, picks her up, and throws her off the bed. As this move is naturally performed high in the tree tops, it is best if used when sexual encounters are performed on the top bunk, or on a raised platform- possibly even a dais.
Ma' I'm sorry to call you under such conditions, but Im headin' to prison. I stag beetled my fiance yesterday. Who knew, she didn't have an exo-skeleton?
Stag Beetle by JustJonny01 April 19, 2011
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Stag beetle 

A beetle with the most amazing and powerful pincers ever seen on an insect, capable of breaking fingers, they are armoured, shiny, black and if you mess with them you will end up pinchy meat.
Skreeeeeeeeeee!!!

Also known as a Pinchy Skree
Stag beetle by Cleany May 14, 2004