One look from him can make your stomach feel like butterflies high on steroids. He's like the prince in a "Happily Ever After Book" that doesn't know he's one and words like kind, funny, and smart aren't going to cut it.
Oh there goes Ben Stafford...wish I had his number.
by sunshine 123 June 13, 2017
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To defecate in a toilet not owned by oneself.
- I had a lot of bran this morning, I'm pretty desperate, thinking of doing a Stafford.
- Dude that's disgusting, put a cork in your ass and go in your own toilet.
by RamRafford August 4, 2010
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when you first meet sarah you think she is a bitch but then when you get to know her she is still a bitch.

PERIOD.
nobody;
no one in the universe:
sarah stafford: a ba ba da ga ga, da ba ba da ga
by surfer hippie gnarly bro October 7, 2019
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De stafford is a shit hole but the best shit hole you will ever see because we are United as a school and some of us may be chavs but even so we are proud to go to this amazing shit hole!
"They are a bunch of chavs - they must come from de stafford"
by I go to de stafford bitch! December 28, 2017
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It's when The Michael Stafford gets hit by something. Then he leaves or bases. I'm basing, I'm basing. If a killstreak goes for him he just stands there and says, "It's going for me, If I get once more time, I'm leaving going offline bye." He gets hit by everything in and dies. People like to target The Michael Stafford to annoy him.
A killstreak hits The Michael Stafford. If I get once more time, I'm leaving going offline bye. If I get once more time, I'm leaving going offline bye.

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- THE MICHAEL STAFFORD

YOUR DAD IS A NIGGER
by THE MICHAEL STAFFORD August 29, 2011
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A town in Virginia known for its lack of attractions, and horrible traffic. Best known tho for sucking the life out of the residents that have lived there all their life! You either escape it's grasp and do great things, or you are stuck there your whole life paying overpriced rent or mortgage payments for inadequate space. To outsiders, it is mostly recognized now for it's proximity to Quantico Marine Base, and Washington DC, which means most of its current population are transplants! They can continue building stores, but no entertainment for any age group! Only two things to do here, bonfires and backwoods parties starting in Middle school, or go to Woodbridge or Fredericksburg. There is no in between!
What did you like to do when you were growing up? Well, I'm from Stafford, so I basically only know how to play quarters from HS parties.

Welcome to Stafford, Va! Which form of Government money will be paying your rent, BAH or Welfare?!
by gunsandmakeup September 13, 2016
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SKYLAR STAFFORD is the kind of girl that is always nice to you, and that will share her results in class.
wow that girl is such a SKYLAR STAFFORD
by urmom6989 May 4, 2022
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