st. anselm's

They have no sister school. They have no social lives. They have no athletic program. But they'll always be better than Gonzaga!

St. Albans guy: You go to what school?
St. Anselm's guy: It doesn't matter. Atleast im not a Gonzaga fag.

by God's Not Purple July 29, 2004

st. anselm's

A school that can't compete with St Albans, Landon, Prep, or Gonzaga on athleticism, wealth, girls, or good looks.

An abbey boy likes to study not party. He likes to play video games not sports. He likes to hit on Stone Ridge whores not NCS girls.

by glad i dont go to anselms July 28, 2004

st. anselm's

a school with guys that no holton, visitation, holy child, holy cross, or ncs girl would date. only ugly stone ridge girls.

"Eww. That stone ridge girl goes out with that st. anselm's guy."

"Whats st anselm's?"

by anonymous July 5, 2004

st. anselm's

The gayest school that D.C. has to offer. The "guys" who attend the flaming school have never had girlfriends and have to pay girls to go out with them. Because they always get turned down by girls they've turned homo on each other and fuck each other. These dickless wonders that we refer to as "Gay Mother-fuckers" a.k.a St. Anselms Fags all give each other head. They are all ugly.. so motherfucking ugly. I feel bad for the girls who have been in contact with these flamers because. Funny thing is.. I am an Anselm Guy! Fuck Me fellow classmates of '05!!

" Look! A St. Anselm Guy is fucking his mom because that is the only woman that will give him the time of day!"

by Ben M. July 28, 2004

st. anselm's

A tight school on the way down. Used to be the best school in DC for guys not obsessed about their looks and dicks. now its just a bunch of fat kids better off dead. Go somewhere else. st. anselm's ain't better than public school really but least its better than zaga. u know st. anselm's don't have a rep but who cares college is way more important

St.As guy one: Life sucks dude.
St As guy two: yeah lets go shoot some pool
every girl: where the hell is st. anselm's?

by coolio mcdick September 11, 2005

st. anselm's

the nerdiest school on the planet that no one has heard of often confused with saint albans. we are really uncool people and proud of it. our vocabulary consists of primarily three words skeet cock and penis because we are also gay.

st. anslems guy: hey wats up
girl:what school do u go
st. anselms guy: Saint anselms's
girl: o u mean saint albans
st. anselms guy: yea...i am smarter than u because thats wat im told
girl: u are a gay nerd
St. anselms guy: skeet penis cock

by father peter February 8, 2005

st. anselm's

a school for kids who have no style, class, or even character. Only NCS bitches would date you guys. SR girls are too much for you to hanlde.

SR girl: Who is that bitch walking around with that loser?

another SR girl: Some bitch from NCS.....

by grlw/class#3 October 4, 2004