Terms to know: wigger, racist, assholes, WASP, JAP, douchebag, preppy
Student 2: No, my mom called me a fat piece of shit and hit me after she caught me eating some yogurt, so I spent the rest of the night throwing up and crying. You know, same old same old.
Student 1: It's okay, I taped it. No one will know you didn't watch!
Student 2: I don't know... pass the vodka
Student2: "Man, that sucks. St. Andrew's education at work."