SSD

Acronym used online for "Same shit, dude."

man: I hope President Obama wins over Mitt Romney!
wise man: SSD. It's like comparing a turd sandwich to a giant douche. The country is still fucked.

by guerrillayogi April 9, 2012

SSD

suck some dick

“did you hear that hannah wanna ssd”

by hayaapeepz November 26, 2019

SSD

Acronym for SO SICK DUDE. Used as a standalone phrase.

picture of Steve's bike Comment: SSD

by Huck Machine December 4, 2013

SSD

A "Solid State Dick". A dick that is always rock hard.

Brad: "Hey, how'd it go with Jenny last night?"
Chad: "It was amazing! She's amazing in bed...but I think I got a SSD now."

by OrgasmicOnion June 10, 2019

SSD

Slow, Sweet, and Dirty. Special combination of techniques for pleasing your chick.

Yesterday my girl was having a bad day so i gave her a little of the SSD. I finished her off with a real nice fuck rattle.

by MikeCheezmar February 22, 2013

SSD

Short/abbreviation for : SMASH...SPLASH AND DASH.

John/Jane:I gotta be at work early in the morning...so im going pull up, imma SSD...you cool with that ???

Jake/Jackey: Yeah...thats okay with me...c"mon!!!

by whispersloudly February 23, 2021

SSD

Suck
Sum
Dick

“Y’all tryna go SSD tonight”

by Oodiegang August 29, 2019