4 definitions by MikeCheezmar

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When your chick shakes uncontrollably from a seriously good fucking. Resembles a death rattle with or without any variety of noises.
On valentines day I banged Christine so well that I put her into a fuck rattle. She was shaking so hard I had no choice but to keep going and bang it back out of her.
by MikeCheezmar February 15, 2013

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SSD
Slow, Sweet, and Dirty. Special combination of techniques for pleasing your chick.
Yesterday my girl was having a bad day so i gave her a little of the SSD. I finished her off with a real nice fuck rattle.
by MikeCheezmar February 22, 2013

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When you graciously offer to hold your chicks purse on your lap while she digs through it for an item which you already removed because "its not right to go through her purse" in the hopes that you get half a tug job.
My chick was in a bad mood yesterday and there was no way she was in the mood so I had her give me a grab bag.
by MikeCheezmar February 06, 2013

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When your banging your chick so hard for so long that you develope a cramp and while trying to shake it off you accidentally hit her spot causing her to yell "Oh yeah right there."
guy #1 last night I got a charlie horse and totally

pulled an accidental porn star move on my chick.

guy #2 That's cool.

guy#1 No it aint. I have no idea what I did.
by MikeCheezmar February 06, 2013

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