Squortle 

When to women rub their vaginas together. Often difficult to accomplish.

"I watched these two lesbians squortle. Then they gave me a blumpkin and I gave them a frothkin."

"I like it when girls Squortle."

Squortle by Simon Sanchez April 7, 2004

Squirtle On My Turtle 

To release your squirtle on MY turtle

Last night you squirtle on my turtle so good

Squirtle On My Turtle by hottiesonlyrichrdlongbigshlong May 24, 2021

Squirtle Squad

The most badass Pokemon group ever. They rob, kick ass, take bitches hostage, and put out fire.

Team Rocket sucks the cocks of the Squirtle Squad!

Squirtle Squad by Fried Waffles July 31, 2012

Squirtle 

A term used to discreetly discuss a female that squirts during orgasm.

Dude, that chick from the bar last night ended up being a straight squirtle...it was awesome!!

Squirtle by ClownPrncGming October 19, 2018

squirtle 

This pokemon will rape you with bubbles.
With a smile on its face.

1:Dude, its squirtle!
2:Shitfuck
1:OWWWW!!, my ass!
squirtle:*smile*

squirtle by Teh Epic Lulz May 27, 2010

Can I Squirtle On Your Jigglypuff? 

Used by Pokemon enthusiasts to describe the act of giving a shot of semen to the boobs. Also used to piss off people who play Pokemon.

Player 1: I totally killed that Charizard there!
Player 2: Ooh! Can I Squirtle on Your Jigglypuff?

Player 1: XD I just killed this squirtle!!
Player 2: Can I Squirtle on your Jigglypuff?
Player 1: ...FUCK YOU

Can I Squirtle On Your Jigglypuff? by Pikapii2Pikachu December 2, 2011

squirtleing 

Attaching a water gun to a turtle and inserting the tip of the water gun into your anus or vagina

Oh man I love squirtleing

squirtleing by Dididudijsksisiskxixixid November 22, 2016