Top Definition
An individual who’s always big noting themselves to the point of being pretentious. However secretly wets the bed frequently and cry’s themselves to sleep most nights.
Anthony: Yo man, my Zangeif is gonna trash your Ken, cause I'm so much better than everyone... at everything... ever... Oh yeah.

Matt: Quit Squizamoning and go wet the bed

Anthony: … =(
by munky_punch July 06, 2009

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