Girl: Oh honey, suck my tits...

Guy: Ok, but I'm going for the Squish Mitten right after.
by akendall December 31, 2010
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a vagina, pussy, or any other connotation you can think of.
Nordaby can get squish mitten any day of the week.
by Jammal Taylor April 29, 2008
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a vagina, pussy, or any other connotation you can think of.

Nordaby can get squish mitten any day of the week.
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A smoke-bench-dwelling, man-whoring slut with low self-esteem and a neverending supply of cigarettes
This is Squish Mitten, my retarded cousin.
by Xeppo May 11, 2007
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When you pull all 5 of your fingers close together into a point and try to fit them all in your girls pu**y.
Bro, she was so loose I almost got knuckle deep with the squished mitten!
by Notthatguypal January 22, 2023
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