Squirtlehead 

A word used to describe the current state of departing pee. This term may only be used when the pee is protruding from your urethral sphincter.

I've got squirtlehead, I gots tah pee on every tree.

Squirtlehead by Plain_White_T November 23, 2010

SquirrelHead 

To have short spikey hair, not unlike that of a squirrel! Hence, SquirrelHead.

SquirrelHeads are often named by sons or daughters and are recognised by their (lack of) hair.

SquirrelHeads are most often dads over 40...

SquirrelHead by SquirrelHead October 1, 2007

squirtleheading 

When you fart and instead of following through just a small
amount of wet excriment hits the inside of the pants

Adam came in the other day and confessed to squirtleheading only a few hours earlier.

squirtleheading by Isaaldo November 16, 2011

squirtle Head 

This phrase is to comment on a person's looks or stupidity. This phrase was coined by the urban legend himself, Will Guess.

also see gerbal head

He/She is a straight-up Squirtle Head.

squirtle Head by Kevin Maurer May 17, 2006

SquirrelHead 

Donald Trump.

Donald trump is a squirrelhead.

SquirrelHead by Intelligence001 May 31, 2016

token the smurtlehead 

1. underground rapper from Troy, New York. was up and coming but is now serving a 25 year sentence for the murder of a boy who he allegedly raped

2. also troilet slang for smoking weed

1. You hear that Token the Smurtlehead song, bubblegum pussy-dope!

2. Yo we token the smurtlehead after school, nigga?

token the smurtlehead by DatNiggaBurn April 11, 2012