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Squirt Off 

The girl's version of jacking off.
Fingering yourself,humping a pillow, using a vibrator, rubbing your clit are ways to Squirt Off.
Squirt Off by Snapbacks are hawt September 19, 2011

Squirtle Squirt Off 

3 Women dress up at Squirtle, Wartortle and Blastoise and lay on their backs and get into a circle. With them on their backs, the shells would keep them stuck on their backs. They would then have their hands tied behind their backs and have their legs tied together with a vibrator in between them, being held in place. The 3 women would then try and get onto their fronts, and whoever does so first wins the Squirtle Squirt off!
Sally, Jenny and my girlfriend had a Squirtle Squirt Off yesterday. I was there for 5 hours until Sally finally won.

Squirt one off 

Squirting off a load, the completion point of masturbation
After watching a porno , Jon ducked into the bathroom to squirt one off.
Squirt one off by montyl January 21, 2010

Squirt one off in my ass 

It is a progression of using the phrase "fuck me" in a derogatory manor.
Party one: Dude, I just saw your car getting towed away.

Party two: Squirt one off in my ass! I can't afford to get it out of impound!

Jack-off Squire 

A Jack-off Squire is another guy who will jack you off if you want a hand-job to get your rocks off.
I think I'm my roomies' Jack-off Squire - they all seem to like it when they just lay back and let me beat their meat!

squirtoff 

Squirt off is a competition where two or more females have a competition against where they see who can squirt the most.
Abbey and Sherry had an dissagreement and they had a squirtoff to settle it!