Whenever possible a "Squirrelysterle" will try in any conceivable manner to cajole, beg, or borrow from others (whether friend or slight acquaintance). He feels his needs are uppermost in importance, and has no qualms about any methods of acquiring same.
In some circumstances, the words petty theft could be employed.
A "Squirrelysterle" is most comfortable and best known to crash any social gathering, whether invited or not, with only one aim, to consume as much as humanly possible.
At a potluck dinner if they know they will be seen entering, a "Squirrelysterle" will slyly sneak in the door discreetly carrying a small bag of chips as their meager offering. Shamelessly, they arrive early and stay late.
"Squirrelysterles" have actually been seen saving free food by stuffing their pockets as well as their stomachs.
Normal folks cringe in horror, as small youngsters marvel at a "Squirrelysterles' consumption abilities.
Hence the term, "Squirrleysterle".
In "hog heaven" at church functions and political rallies, "Squirrelysterles". truly believe the table of goodies is set up exclusively to allow them to eat in a manner so they may not have to provide their own sustenance for several days.
A "Squirrelysterle" will always manage to sit closest to the food table in any gathering so he/she can replenish their insatiable appetite wit...