squirmin

a movement a woman does when she is not enjoying sexual interactions; often mistaken as a good thing

girl you squirmin for me? mmhmm

by lilsquirminmama March 12, 2017

Squirmin Worries Theory

The theory that someone will get nervous and scared when about to ask someone out. They squirm and worry when not knowing whether the other person will say yes or no

Guy 1 : Man you ask out jenny yet
Guy 2 : Nah im kinda worried she'll say no
Guy 1 : Oh you are proving that squirmin worries theory
Guy 2 : wtf

Guy 1: ya you're worried about losin her so you're squirming and worrying
Guy 2 : whatever

by The wise Oracle May 3, 2011

squirmin' hermin the one-eyed german

a foreign midget who's prostate tickles whenever a funny joke is told to him.

"squirmin' hermin the one-eyed german likes to skip through the forest."

by Legitronnnn October 29, 2008

Squirmin Earl

When all you need to nut is a couple more thrusts but the chick on top of you is too fat and you can't move.

Your momma so fat everytime she riding me got me pinned like a squirmin earl.

by Gromaly October 17, 2018