by craig_s August 9, 2014
The Squnity Dutchman is when you're fooling around with someone and you're about to do it, then somebody walks in the room and interrupts you when you have your shirt halfway off. Then they pretend to look away but really they're still looking at you, thus the squinting. This usually only happens when you're about to bone someone of dutch descent.
Girl #1: How did your date go yesterday?
Girl #2: Oh things were fine, until he told me his dad would be coming home any minute, and then right then, he gave me the squinty dutchman.
Girl #1: Oh lord. How very dutch of him.
Girl #2: Oh things were fine, until he told me his dad would be coming home any minute, and then right then, he gave me the squinty dutchman.
Girl #1: Oh lord. How very dutch of him.
by HulkTits March 29, 2010
Take a toke and drive
Then you'll find that like I have
it is Just a Squinty Day, Just A Squinty Day
Then you'll find that like I have
it is Just a Squinty Day, Just A Squinty Day
by mickeydelphino March 29, 2008
Among the modern Asian community of North America it isn't the Chinese who work the hardest, but rather the squinty eyes
by Sexydimma March 27, 2017
an Asian
yo bro look at that squinty nigga over there HEY SQUINTY NIGGA GO BACK TO CHINA AND EAT A CAT FAGGOT
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