When a male ejaculates in his partners eyes, causing him/her to squint like Clint Eastwood.
I gave my girl the old squinty clint while we watched Dirty Harry last night.
by craig_s August 9, 2014
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The Squnity Dutchman is when you're fooling around with someone and you're about to do it, then somebody walks in the room and interrupts you when you have your shirt halfway off. Then they pretend to look away but really they're still looking at you, thus the squinting. This usually only happens when you're about to bone someone of dutch descent.
Girl #1: How did your date go yesterday?
Girl #2: Oh things were fine, until he told me his dad would be coming home any minute, and then right then, he gave me the squinty dutchman.

Girl #1: Oh lord. How very dutch of him.
by HulkTits March 29, 2010
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Take a toke and drive

Then you'll find that like I have

it is Just a Squinty Day, Just A Squinty Day
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Just a Squinty Day, Just A Squinty Day
by mickeydelphino March 29, 2008
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A semi offensive term for a person of Korean or Filipino descent
Among the modern Asian community of North America it isn't the Chinese who work the hardest, but rather the squinty eyes
by Sexydimma March 27, 2017
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yo bro look at that squinty nigga over there HEY SQUINTY NIGGA GO BACK TO CHINA AND EAT A CAT FAGGOT
by microshep.30 August 7, 2019
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When you hold a bitches eye open so you can nut in her cornea.
Bitch you bout to get da squinty dragon, hi-ya!
by Abc-rad January 15, 2019
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Malcolm was out last night, and went from Nicko Suave to Uncle Squinty around 1 am.
by APMBoston Boston taxguy June 12, 2018
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