squidward

One of my many many many obsessions.
He is spongebob's neighbor and is the only person on spongebob who is realistic but still funny in a way.

"Squidward is so awesome!^^ MOOOOOT!"-Me

by Laurel_Rokz January 14, 2007

Squidward

a squid with a cock hanging from its face on the cartoon spongebob squarepants. it likes to play the skinflute and yell at the funny characters on the show

oh my word thats a huge cock on that squidwards face

by cocksponge squareballs September 23, 2003

Squidward

A misunderstood cephalopod that is voiced by Rodger Bumpass in the Nickelodeon series, Spongebob Squarepants. Squidward hates his neighbors, his job, and loves art and cooking. He is actually an octopus and has four feet. He has a remarkably large nose and does not wear pants.

“Gee, Squidward! Maybe Santa will bring me a dictionary so I can understand what you just said!”

by Wheredidmyfekinlifego April 1, 2018

Squidward

The most relatable cartoon character known in existence.

Man, I feel like Squidward like,everyday.

by KrabbyPatty1999 January 1, 2021

The Squidward

I.E. Roman helmet ... Where a man places his testicles on top of each of a woman's eyes and lays his penis down her nose.

She was denying me sex, so after she passed out, I gave her The Squidward

by Jason5star January 1, 2011

Squidward

when a man places his testicles on the girls eyelids and lays his penis down her nose... she loooks like squidward

this girl was so kinky last night, she told me to squidward her.

by Cabo4 June 17, 2009

Squidward

A man's genitalia.

"OMG what do you think of Chuck?"
"I don't know, it looks as if his squidward is a little small..."
"Yeah..."

by Steve Tuesday June 1, 2015