by dougesoul March 20, 2003
by SeungyeonsRaptor007 March 28, 2019
A slimy human that enjoys squirming his way out of unfavorable situations that he himself has created. This creature usually has a hunchy back and extremely slim shoulders.
Heather: Did you put your magic stick inside of my friends creation chamber you squid?
Dennis: Heather! Do I look like a squid?
Heather: Dennis you have so many squid like tendencies and I hate your guts
Dennis: STFU! Bye!
Dennis: Heather! Do I look like a squid?
Heather: Dennis you have so many squid like tendencies and I hate your guts
Dennis: STFU! Bye!
by Ronga-Sauce September 14, 2014
1) A person who, while presenting traits of pleasantness and kind nature, lacks the social skills required to engage or entertain their audience.
2) A generally nice person who is also a bit of a loser. Usually vocally into lame/boring things like sitcoms and Coldplay.
2) A generally nice person who is also a bit of a loser. Usually vocally into lame/boring things like sitcoms and Coldplay.
Me: Hey, what did you think of Ben?
Friend: Eh, he's alright... but he's a it of a squid.
Me: How so?
Friend: Well, he was wearing a Foo Fighters T-shirt and kept quoting Scrubs.
Me: Man, what a fucking squid.
Friend: Eh, he's alright... but he's a it of a squid.
Me: How so?
Friend: Well, he was wearing a Foo Fighters T-shirt and kept quoting Scrubs.
Me: Man, what a fucking squid.
by joshykins69 March 16, 2015
A squid is an ugly, sea dwelling creature. But it also descirbes a disgusting, mean, unfaithful, or in any way negative person.
If someone gets in with your girlfriend, steals the last beer, bogarts the joint, steps on your shoe...They are a squid...furthermore you got squided.
by Scorp-ion May 10, 2007
USMA Cadet 1: "What are all the squids doing on post?"
USMA Cadet 2: "We're playing Navy this weekend in basketball"
USMA Cadet 2: "We're playing Navy this weekend in basketball"
by CDT B January 24, 2009