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An uncommon reply to a question that would rather not be answered. Also can be a unusual greeting to someone you know well. Usually said in the form of a question.
Can you help me with something?
Squid?
by re11ding October 01, 2012
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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S tupid
QU ick
I nevitably
D ead
by Greg June 18, 2003
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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95 % of Gixxer "thugs"
That dumbass gixxer rider is wearing sandals, shorts, and a tee. He's gonna rip his skin off when he crashes.
by Anonymous September 29, 2003
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A male who is a push-over when it comes to women. Most often, a squid encompasses certain characteristics that cause him to be an individual who frequently gets walked over by females. A squid is the type of guy who kisses a woman's ass and showers her with gifts with the intention of gaining her favor - it is the only way he knows how to gain a woman's attention because his game is extremely limited. However, despite his efforts, he never succeeds because of his pussified and chumpish squid-like manner.
Dude, stop kissing that bitchy girl's ass - you're acting like a total squid.
by Z@cHf@ng July 26, 2011
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Golden Shower Plush

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In english currency a pound is a quid. squid is the plural of quid, and i dont know why.
A boke owes another bloke six quid. He goes up to this bloke with an octopus with a little tentacle bandadges up, and says, 'hello mate heres the sick squid i owe yu.' Do you see? DO YOU SEE?? Sick squid - six quid??????? the marvellous juxtaposition of... look, we jus call pounds squids. leave it at that. try and get n with people.
by Kate pasola hoooooooohaaaa January 03, 2006
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Golden Shower Plush

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a backstabber, snitch, or untrustable person. commonly used by somalians.
Guy 1: Yo that guy just took my spot in line!
Guy 2: Fuckin' squid!
by tyebb September 27, 2011
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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The clubs are loaded with squids.
by mesoglea November 23, 2002
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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