That dumbass gixxer rider is wearing sandals, shorts, and a tee. He's gonna rip his skin off when he crashes.
by Anonymous September 29, 2003
A used condom filled with semen, neatly tied up awaiting disposal. (Several of these may be referred to as a squad)
I was afraid her mom would look through her garbage, so I had to keep the squid in my pocket and wait till we got to church to throw it out.
by Ding Dong Mandolin April 6, 2015
Noun: to describe a child that is defiant towards authority; usually in a situation that the child is aware of a rule but continues to be negligent or "forgetful".
In expletive form: to release, and or solidify frustration of children fitting the description of a squid.
In expletive form: to release, and or solidify frustration of children fitting the description of a squid.
Noun: How many times has Timmy broken that rule? Man, what a squid!, or,Quit being a squid and follow the rules.
Expletive form:
why won't these kids listen?.....(sigh) Squids!
Expletive form:
why won't these kids listen?.....(sigh) Squids!
by j4yt34 December 26, 2009
The plural version of 'quid' which means one pound (British sterling- GBP). Squid is any amount above one pound.
Man: newspaper please
newsagent: that'll be a quid
Girl1: Please can you lend me some money, I really need it to pay back my mum.
Girl2: how much do you need?
Girl1: twenty squid.
newsagent: that'll be a quid
Girl1: Please can you lend me some money, I really need it to pay back my mum.
Girl2: how much do you need?
Girl1: twenty squid.
by tea_and_crumpets August 31, 2010
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