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An individual lacking moral character; spineless.
"Shorty's a fuckin' squid rat goof!"
by alwayslate July 10, 2008
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A male member of the U.S. Navy and is either found in a drunken or hungover state which is dependent on the number of hours the squid has been awake. Usually found in strip/go-go bars on the 1st and 15th of each month as those are paydays. Tends to drive a Mustang, however the squid generally does not have a license due to his number of DUI convictions.

Things squids like:
Weed. They are thought to be the only people on earth that can form an addition to the substance, which is quite the subject of many a discussion as the penalties of smoking week results in unemployment and imprisonment.

Hookers. Squids are known to fall in love with hookers and will often fight other squids to defend a hookers honor.
Jailor 1 - Hey wow this drunk tank sure is full today

Jailor 2 - Yeah those damn squids got paid today

.........
Commonwealth of Virginia - Sir you are being charges with DUI and we noticed in your passenger seat was a 17 year old girl that was drunk, high and naked.

Squid - Don't judge me

Commonwealth of Virginia - Sir in this court I am the judge

Squid - Sorry, that was the whiskey talking
by exsquid January 16, 2012
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a person who just lets the current of life take him wherever hes going ; a lazy ass
"what are you doing today?" squiddin mayne

or

dude grab me a beer.
"no"
"fuckin squid"
by kevin from boston September 27, 2009
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Regional, Southeastern Michigan suburbs:

1. A synonym for alternateen from the mid to late '80s. A punker, skater, goth, etc.

2. A fan of New Wave music, as opposed to definition 1.

3. A look-a-like for Duckie from Pretty in Pink.
He started wearing all black, funny glasses and Chucks; he's really gone squid!
by charlie green December 19, 2003
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n. Term often used in street motorcycling for a rider (usually a young rider on a sportbike)who can't handle the bike he just purchased due to a lack of ability, and/or common sense and/or respect for the power of the bike.
"That friggin' squid tried pulling a wheelie and ate his damn ride right in front of his friends, now he's in the ER!!"
by Andy27 May 13, 2007
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A squid is a male or female that dates your friend. As a result you never see them again. The "squid" usually comes from a separate group of friends and takes that friend away to dark place.
Usually a squid is an overprotective boyfriend or clingy girlfriend.
It's based on a sailor being stolen from his ship by a giant squid and taken to the depth of the sea never to be seen again.
To the depths with ya squid!
by nuffmenwontest September 19, 2010
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Slang. An alternative to the word quid (meaning the British Pound)
Lend me a squid
by Stuie999 August 29, 2008
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