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A male in the Navy who is extremely arrogant, chauvinistic and excessively immature in every possible way. An unparalleled egocentric womanizing fool, dedicated to living his life as a self-righteous and asinine bastard with an obsessive and insatiable need to play COD, have sex and consume copious amounts of alcohol. Often they are attracted to under aged girls and have a disregard for personal morals and anyone who threatens their self-worship.
Scarlett: "So what happened with that guy, Peyton?"

Peyton: "Oh he said he was gunna play COD for a bit then text me."

Scarlett: "I see, when was that?"

Peyton: "IDK. About 3 days ago, maybe 4."

Scarlett: "That blows...I guess."

Peyton: "Not at all, he was fucking some tini bopper from high school, so I think I'm better off."

Scarlett: "Damn, that Squid if fucking disgusting."
Peyton: "For sure."

OR

Brooke: "Hey, ready to hit the bar?"

Nina: "Yeah. I'm stoked. So today when I was picking my sister up from school, there were hella squids creepin in the parking lot."

Brooke: "Grode, they are like walking STI's."

Nina: "Ya I know right, trying to chase down some squid mattresses at the local high school, how typical."
by 115QT January 31, 2011
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Squidcollege
A prison inmate that as been there for a long period of time but still doesn't know the whole jail system and is completely useless
Joe: "Look at Steve over there he's double dialing the prison phones"

Lucus: "Wow what a squid"
by number87 June 14, 2012
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squidname
A new kid in a group, or generally someone new in an established group of people. Comes from Rocket Power on Nickelodeon.
Who's that new kid across the street?
Oh, he's just the new squid.
by 90stelevision June 06, 2012
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1. Friend
2. Something exceedingly cool or interesting
1. "Hey, Squid, I'm coming to the party Friday."
2. "Man, look at that board! It's a total squid."
by Phoebe Buffay March 22, 2006
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A female you or one of your friends is, or potentially could be, interested in achieving climax with.
diz mai squidz
dun worry, she'z cool
by a$h December 20, 2007
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its a large crustacious animal

that KILLED MY PAPPY!!!!
I'm gonna rope me a squid. I'm gonna rope the biggest squid this side of the Rio Grande. You goin' down squid! My pappies blood will be avenged! You have the blood of my pappy on your tentacles! I won't rest until I get your big squid beak on my walls! My veins pump full of blood of hatred for you squid! I hate you with everything!
by Saoancaker March 14, 2006
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A person who responds to anonymous sex/casual hookup ads posted on-line. Can be used in a general sense to describe people of either sex seeking either gay or straight sex, but is more commonly used to refer to older gay men responding to ads posted by younger men, whether or not they expect some kind of compensation.

A person who posts such an ad is said to be "trawling for squid."
Ted needed some extra cash and also was hoping to meet someone who could maybe point him to a better job, so he posted a few ads on Craigslist, trawling for squid. But with his lousy luck, he got busted by an undercover statie when he went to go blow some dude at a highway reststop.
by Gorganzola777 April 28, 2013
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