One who buys an R1 as their first bike, and logs onto a non-stunting sportbike forum asking how to wheelie said bike.
Porchito: Hey guys I just bought this R1 (Don't worry I'm not a squid, I'm mature my car has a v-8)... anyways how do I wheelie this thing?
by Agent Ram July 30, 2006
Slang. An alternative to the word quid (meaning the British Pound)
Lend me a squid
by Stuie999 August 29, 2008
Simply a way to label a person a cunt without having to use the word
What a massive squid
by Mangwanani October 13, 2010
A meaning worse than of being a complete noob. A definition of supreme scrubity. That is being called a squid.
"OH MY GOD JACK YOU SQUID YOU JUST GOT WREQT"
by LeCrimsonEcho July 16, 2014
The plural version of 'quid' which means one pound (British sterling- GBP). Squid is any amount above one pound.
Man: newspaper please
newsagent: that'll be a quid

Girl1: Please can you lend me some money, I really need it to pay back my mum.

Girl2: how much do you need?
Girl1: twenty squid.
by tea_and_crumpets August 31, 2010
a total faggot, douchebag, or queer. its just another word.
CJ is a squid and a half
by guidooooooo January 17, 2010
A prison inmate that as been there for a long period of time but still doesn't know the whole jail system and is completely useless
Joe: "Look at Steve over there he's double dialing the prison phones"

Lucus: "Wow what a squid"
by number87 June 14, 2012
A new kid in a group, or generally someone new in an established group of people. Comes from Rocket Power on Nickelodeon.
Who's that new kid across the street?
Oh, he's just the new squid.
by 90stelevision June 06, 2012

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