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A term to describe a disturbingly hairy vagina. The word squatch derives from the mythical beast the Sasquatch.
Dude, i was about to tap that hot chick from the store. But she took her pants off and i saw that squatch and ran.
by Dextin July 30, 2011
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The powerfully intense poop you take the day after a night/day of heavy drinking. ....basically the hangover-shit.
ugggghhh breh, I'm hungover as fack......i think i feel a squatch brewin bruh
by Houston meza December 25, 2013
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another term for bigfoot, or sasquatch; also used to describe a particularly hairy and / or bearded man.

Can also be used as a title or proper noun.
Here comes the Squatch! What's up, Squatch!
by OsirusR June 04, 2010
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a gross, big, tall, smelly redneck who tries to inch his way into your friend group by repeating jokes and phrases that he doesn't understand the context of.
Squatch: Boy do I love emo music and hating myself!!!
Edgy Teen: Shut up, you're a SQUATCH!!
by Ihatemyselfie March 03, 2017
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Verb: A really intense hug that lasts just long enough for both parties to feel better
Looks like you need a squatch.

Thank you for that squatch.
by Lunathehomelessrose July 16, 2016
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The name for the dried semen that accrues in the hair and the beard-hairs of truckers who've been hanging out at truck-stop glory holes.
"Hey brother, you got some SQUATCH in your beard, you'd better wash that out"
by passiveoppressive October 21, 2013
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Dirty STD infested vagina
"Shaun has been real desperate lately, so desperate he fucked that little squatch downstairs in Apartment C, now he's got scabies, warts and the HIV."
by That girl at Perfect March 02, 2009
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