A squatch is a Native Canadian Indian, usually seen with a large slurpee in one hand and a bag of chips in the other, often heard to be whining about land claims while spending his or her welfare cheques on cheap beer, cigarettes and crack or meth.

The most annoying sub-species can be seen wearing a disguise behind an illegal blockade, playing to the liberal media, jabbering nonsense about "heritage" and "ancestral land", all the while benefiting from his parasitic relationship to white people who pay the taxes to keep him in beer and smokes, while trafficking in poached wildlife or fish fraudulently harvested on a tribal hunting/fishing permit. (of course squatches prefer frito lays and coke to anything they can kill on a traditional food-gathering permit)
Squatch dialect sounds like this...."Fuck you whitey... this is OUR land...the CBC told me so anyway....hey, gimme a smoke eh?.... hey, wanna buy some sockeye...meet me behing the bar eh?"
by superwhitey August 10, 2006
A term to describe a disturbingly hairy vagina. The word squatch derives from the mythical beast the Sasquatch.
Dude, i was about to tap that hot chick from the store. But she took her pants off and i saw that squatch and ran.
by Dextin July 30, 2011
another term for bigfoot, or sasquatch; also used to describe a particularly hairy and / or bearded man.

Can also be used as a title or proper noun.
Here comes the Squatch! What's up, Squatch!
by OsirusR June 04, 2010
The powerfully intense poop you take the day after a night/day of heavy drinking. ....basically the hangover-shit.
ugggghhh breh, I'm hungover as fack......i think i feel a squatch brewin bruh
by Houston meza December 25, 2013
The name for the dried semen that accrues in the hair and the beard-hairs of truckers who've been hanging out at truck-stop glory holes.
"Hey brother, you got some SQUATCH in your beard, you'd better wash that out"
by passiveoppressive October 21, 2013
Dirty STD infested vagina
"Shaun has been real desperate lately, so desperate he fucked that little squatch downstairs in Apartment C, now he's got scabies, warts and the HIV."
by That girl at Perfect March 02, 2009
Squatting to take a shit in the woods like Sasquatch (Bigfoot).
When I was out hiking I had to squatch one on the trail.
by mizrabull September 30, 2003
Derived from "sasquatch." Pretty much just a rugged ass man. As of right now the main example of a squatch is Rick Ross. Another term that describes squatch is the male version of "ratchet." Iced out, and tatted up individual.
"Damn check out Ross shirtless on BET!"
"Nigga's squatchin."
by SquatchZilla October 13, 2012

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