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Squarecut 

A hair cut usually applied to young males, it is basically in the shape of a box spiked at the top and faded on the side
Did you see Pauley D, his Squarecut is awesome?
I'm gonna get myself a Squarecut.
That guy's Squarecut is totally hot.
I think every guy on the Jerseyshore should have a squarecut.
Squarecut by YUGGIB September 5, 2010
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Squarebutt 

Any square ass loser who always be floorin his v-tec and parking it in reverse, and who wont play outdoor basketball because he might get sick
This SquareButt Ri Hea (refer to picture)
Squarebutt by Pimp McPimp November 30, 2006

Squareular 

This box is kind of...squareular.

See, if you draw a squareular box, you'll see each angle is 90 degrees.
Squareular by T_DaWnZ January 12, 2009

squarepusher 

amazing IDM music artist, real name Thomas Jenkinson. Squarepusher is signed to Warp records and known for his frenetic fast pseudo-jungle stuff.
mother: "what's that new album you've bought then?"
son: "its squarepusher's new release"
mother: "can i listen to it?"
-son plays album
-mother's head explodes
squarepusher by ezkrldn January 8, 2006

sharecut 

When two people, usually friends, give each other haircuts instead of getting them done professionally.
My brother and I are gonna get a sharecut this weekend to save some money.
sharecut by cmb132 November 26, 2010

spongebob squarenuts 

Well Spongebob has square pants....so he's bound to have square nuts!
Spongebob's been wearing those squarepants for so long they've shaped his nuts!

Squarecrow 

Lame, annoying, repetitive people, who talk you to death about the most boring of topics.
Bob: Yo, want to invite Jack to go eat with us?

Jim: Nah, last time i invited Jack to dinner, he lectured us for 2 hours about the mating rituals of the African bullfrog. Dude's a squarecrow!!
Squarecrow by Soosh6.0L May 30, 2011
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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