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When your best friend's brother is blapping you while watching a dvd of old men squatting over a bicycle pump injecting air into their rectum in order to recreate the female queef
Squappety Blap Don't Talk Back!
Wow your brother gave me a right good squappety blapping last night.
by Squapstars October 16, 2011
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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