Squamous

(adj.) Something nastier than fuck, used to describe something unpleasant and can commonly be found to insult a comrade right in front of their own eyes
"Dude that fart was squamous as fuck"

"Yo Doug, you're looking rather squamous today!" -as Doug rolls up with the Walmart 11's and a reverse mohawk
-WDew
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Squamous

A wart covered growth that thrives between the legs. It usually has the appearance of a gourd.
"Doc, I believe I have developed some kind of squamous."
by Margarige January 27, 2009
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Squamous

Scientific term. Often Linked to something such as a pink splotch. In other cases it could mean, a babe and or dude, and or any reproductive organs of the two sexes.
"He met this uber hot chick followed by some major squamous all night long."
"theres too much sausage at this party, we need to find some squamous."
Aw dude, I was changing in the locker room and his squamous popped out
by Dank-roo November 21, 2010
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Squamous

Oh Paul, you're such a squamous!
by swisschick February 19, 2009
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Squamous your epithelium

To rub your Skin on to someone else or something
A : If you don't shut up then I'll squamous your epithelium.

B : what.
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Squamous

Noura, again, what does squamous mean?
by Squamous boy October 19, 2020
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