Sqoon

Adj. n. ( Sk-oon ). Sqoon, sqoony. Resembling or acting douche. Those individuals to whom negative attention is drawn, intentionally. Dressing, tattooing oneself with the sole intent of drawing "what a douchebag" stares. These individuals have been known to travel in groups and frequent similar bars and establishments.

"Hi, I'm actually looking for an Affliction shirt or Ed Hardy apparel that would accent my new, dope arm tattoo" Sqoon.