A magical unicorn. He has a unibrow and when one plucks it, he poops out a rainbow. He has a magic hoof that has a bellybutton on the bottom of it. He eats the dandruff out of his long, luscious two inch mane.
Oh Sqeejelly, can I have some of that nice, yammish looking dandruff?
by unicornlover January 31, 2009