Top Definition
Shooting your muck on the face of a willing partner, framing her eyes in thick ropes of jizz.
"How'd you get on last night mate?"

"Sound. Got a BJ off a scuddie behind a skip. Pulled out just in time to give her a pair of spunktacles!"
by cheesybeef February 08, 2010

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