A half roach, half spider that jumps and is particularly fond of Hillcrest. Can be easily exterminated using Allan's, aka "The Cheater who hates spiders", hard bound copy of Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil or a generous squirt of Clorox Clean-up.
"OH MY GOD! I saw a sproach on the floor, but by the time I grabbed the cheater's book it dissapeared!" -my friend Cristen the Sproach Lady