The act of drinking large amounts of non-alcoholic carbonated beverages. Usually used in reference to the drinking of flavored seltzers and club soda.
Duuuuude! He was shot gunning a liter of seltzer, totally getting spritzered! He thought he was like all G6 or something.
by Designer D July 13, 2011
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The little known but popular Honolulu spritzer is a water sport. When your on the back of a boat and you get smacked by some water and your girl shakes her hair like a dog and the sprinkles hit you making you tickle some kine a way.
Did you hear? Jerry got a Honolulu spritzer and there getting hitched.
by Smatar January 24, 2021
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The term for when a guy butt fucks another guy until he bleeds. Then the receiver, takes a bloody shit, all over the giver.
"He washed his face, after a Strawberry Spritzer"
by Chemberlydr August 30, 2009
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