A 5’8 skinny white kid who loves to measure the volume of calculators and sit flat as a board while having sex with his girlfriend. Also wears big white dad shoes that he claims “aren’t dad shoes”. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL!!!
Damn, I’d fuck that Michael springer kid but his dad shoes are just too white.
by Edubz October 6, 2017
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Jerry Springer, the controversial and influential talk show host who fused chaos and entertainment while showcasing the underbelly of America on daytime television, has died at the age of 79.

Springer’s family confirmed his death in a statement to Rolling Stone Thursday, noting that he died peacefully at his home in the suburbs of Chicago; while no cause of death was provided, it was reported recently that Springer had been diagnosed with cancer.
Jerry Springer Dies At 79 News Report
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Mustache rides with a side of crazy, just for kicks.
"Oooh, I bet she's got some tricks up her sleeves. Tell her I can give her the ol' springer special for free when I'm in town"
by Steven Grand September 25, 2013
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goofiest boul alive
some may ask if she has problem but she doesn’t

aka onion butt
Why is that girl running with her butt out?
Ohh she’s acting like a rachel springer.
by n7892 October 19, 2021
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She is a very nice woman very milf very good and very exited all the time
I like Ingrid Springer a lot
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SOMEONE WHO HAS A BIG ASS DICK AND A SHITTY ASS PERSONALITY. HE DOESNT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANYONE EXCEPT HIS MOM, HIS GIRLFRIEND, AND HIS BIG BLACK TRUCK
by 1001zzz January 6, 2019
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A perfect man that is going to marry a perfect Latina named Giselle.
“Landon Springer, stick your dick inside me
by 1001zzz January 6, 2019
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