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A rare species of African Gorilla, the Sprilla is prized for its soft shag fur. The Sprilla are known to steal small children and babies, but mainly their diet consists of bushes and small animals. Their toenails contain a rare substance used in the Polio vaccine, and because of this they have been hunted into a state of near extinction.
I sleep on my Sprilla fur sheets every night.

Oh, no! That Sprilla is devouring my small child (or baby)!
by PenFaceJM December 29, 2009