Andrew: Ya dude she probably has warring tribes of spriggets with all those fat folds!
Dylan: Dude she got so fat this past year...
Ryan: Ya man she went from 30 to at least a thousand spriggets. So gross.
Brett: Dude What do you think the sprigget count is on those lovehandles?
Chris: Oh jeez man....has to be at least 20,000. They have to be lovin it