The "spreader wives" are hanging out at home collecting groceries from the delivery boy during coronavirus quarantine.
1. I love how he acts like the "spreader wives" are hanging out at home collecting groceries from the delivery boy

2. Does shitting your pants in the Goya aisle of Stop n Shop qualify one as a super spreader?

3. The spreader may not be malicious, but he is a first class DICK!!!
Maybe he's not married because he found out that she's not a "spreader "
by @stillwater172893 December 15, 2020
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