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Masturbating so that one does not want to have intimate relations with their girlfriend when she is coming over to be broken up with.
Terry do you have any midget porn? I need a quick spraykup before Penelope comes over...I don't want things to get complicated.
by Billy Hoyle June 29, 2009
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