What you do to your girlfriend in the morning when you have a big ol' boner and are fantasizing about fully exercising it.
The slow grinding spoonhump is an effective means to waking up your girlfriend for a lil' morning sex.
I told him not to spoonhump me before 7am in the morning.
I told him not to spoonhump me before 7am in the morning.
by kgirlTC May 26, 2011
Your boyfriend rolls over to spoon you in the morning and you welcome it as a warm snuggle. Then the spoonhumping commences and you roll your eyes as you roll away in search of a few more hours of sleep. In most cases, spoonhumping leads to forking.
by kgirlTC May 26, 2011