Spoonfusion

The befuddling moment where you don't know where to put your dirty spoon after you place food in the microwave.

I had a bad case of spoonfusion after I realized I had to hold my chili-covered spoon for 3 minutes.

by scottollie May 15, 2011

Spoonfusion

When a couple tries spooning but said female is larger/taller than her partner, and the roles of who is big spoon or little spoon is unclear. Spoon confusion.

Makayla was a 6 ft and wanted to spoon with Max who was 5' 8". Makayla wanted to be little spoon.... There was much spoonfusion.

by Chillbro January 30, 2015