Spongemonster
Spongemonster by The Round Mound of Tampons March 10, 2011
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Spongemonster
An extra-large tampon that can be inserted into multiple orifices for absorption of fluids resulting from heavy-flow days, or prison-rape days, or projectile-vomiting from seeing your wife drink a dirt pipe milkshake from a stranger.
It's a good thing you had an extra spongemonster, cause my ass got gaped by a homeless man this morning.
Spongemonster by Spongemonster Squarepants March 14, 2011
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spongemaster
Spongemaster: An individual who never misses an opportunity to freeload or score freebies with a sunny disposition.
Hostess: Hey! I just put a plate of sandwiches out two minutes ago, and they’re gone? I only invited Gina, Michael, and Janet to this party!
Host: You invited SpongeMaster Mike. Case closed.
Host: You invited SpongeMaster Mike. Case closed.
spongemaster by CharlieDonuts December 28, 2018
Spongemonger
1. A SpongeBob background track
2. A chaotic moment
3. An insane person
4. (present tense, Spongemongering) The act of frantically doing something as fast as possible
2. A chaotic moment
3. An insane person
4. (present tense, Spongemongering) The act of frantically doing something as fast as possible
Spongemonger by DICK AND FUCKING BALLS November 28, 2023
stove
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky
A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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