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Somebody awkward, usually in high school, who is particularly adept at tetris when he isn't smoking Cannabis sativa or listening to coldplay in the bath.
Ben says: "I was such a sponce in high school!"
Sponce by Nieman November 26, 2006
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Spencer Reid 

Spencer Reid is a BAU, FBI agent of the hit TV CBS show, Criminal Minds. Spencer Reid is a brown-headed genuis who graduated college at 13/14 and is one of the brightest, most handsome men you will ever see. He so far, is in all 12 seasons of Criminal Minds and hopefully will be in season 13 as well. He's very sweet and fairly innocent but sassy at his best.
"He's really smart. He must be a Spencer Reid!"
"Hey. Did you see the new Episode with Spencer reid last night?"
Spencer Reid by MGGReid April 2, 2017

Word Sponge 

A person who is devoted, and addicted, to reading.
Jimi Herndon is a serious "Word Sponge"! He soaked up 72 books in 52 weeks! Amazing!
Word Sponge by talk2me-JCH2 March 7, 2017

Military Fun Sponge 

A fun sponge in the military is a socially inadequate, humourless & deeply unpopular person who, through a sense of bitter loathing & revenge, sucks all the fun out of everything. Normally calls senior officers ‘sir’ on twitter.
Dude: why don’t we show our human side & engage online?
Military Fun Sponge: all this social media stuff is only a passing fad & has to be boring.
Military Fun Sponge by Bumsnorkler December 3, 2019