Spockward 

adj.

Something completely logical and without emotional appeal which garners a really awkward pause.

"Dude, did you see him break up with her?"
"Yeah man, he was so spockward."

Spockward by Richard "Dick" Richardson March 16, 2012

socktarded 

When the simple task of putting socks onto your feet becomes an impossible challenge.

One friend to another," How did you get that cast on your arm?"
Reply back," I went socktarded while standing on one leg, fell over and broke it."

socktarded by jpg3 November 25, 2011

Sackwards 

All things facing the scrotum. Point of origin. A direction that contains the polar perspective of the scrotum or "sack". The act of facing toward one's balls.

Tina has her face near Trey's crotch. She must be facing sackwards. When we drive towards that set of balls we are going sackwards.

Sackwards by Trey W. Wilson March 21, 2007

sponkyard 

a persons personal business

get out my sponkyard u bith ath hoe

sponkyard by a c November 8, 2004

Spackward 

Spasmodically backwards

Does dumb shit with fire
Bottom of the class
A complete backward spacker

Stop it you spackward fuckmonger

Spackward by Tiggs31 January 2, 2011

Slockward 

When some is quiet, but looks like a creeper. They are kind of anti-social. The way they walk, act, and react to people.

Raphael always acts slockward at school. We need to fix him.

Slockward by 458Cruiser March 17, 2011

stockard 

A fucking beast

Wow I really want to be a stockard

stockard by Tboner544 April 30, 2015