(1) Diarrhea spluttering away in the toilet as it is "excreted". (2) After a night of heavy drinking, puke spluttering around in the toilet while being expelled from the body.
Britney Spears: Why the hell can't I get a guy to put his splutterage (definition 1) on my face while making love? I mean, I'm still sexy right?
by Trisaratops of the Metal Kids May 06, 2009