Splurgum 

The mess that results from performing the Alabama Hot Pocket, usually including semen, shit, corn, vaginal juices, and sometimes, yeast (If the Cheesy Alabama Hot Pocket was performed).

Sean gave his girl a Cheesy Alabama Hot Pocket. Afterwards, they were both covered in filthy splurgum.

Splurgum by shaggy_merkin June 6, 2013

splurgun

general disgust and anger at someone. normally followed by a punch to the face

you trod on my new shoes, you splurgun

splurgun by Jym September 17, 2006

splurgulus 

a word used by cunts on msn that means nothing when they cant think of a better insult

...JaMeS... says:
nd i fink he blokd me ur all complete and utter splurgulus

splurgulus by tom25391 December 27, 2007