Splurdle 

Splurdle, v.t., (splurdling, splurdled). To masturbate as a female. Also n., the act or sensation of masturbation as a female.

Curiously, she often thought of gingerbread men when she began to splurdle.
I could use a good splurdle right now.

Splurdle by MasturbationExpert February 23, 2009

spluddle 

a puddle of semen, vaginal discharge, santorum, or any mix thereof

My dog left a huge spluddle on my neighbor's back.

spluddle by shyjason September 5, 2005

slurdledurdle 

to suck dick

Man my girl gave me some good slurdledurdle last night.

slurdledurdle by seanmalivi February 10, 2010

slurdledurdle 

to suck dick

Yo son I got some good slurdledurdle from my girl last night.

slurdledurdle by seanmalivi February 10, 2010

spluddle-huffer 

1. one who snorts semen, vaginal discharge, santorum, or any combination thereof
2. Dick Cheney

The personal ads online are all full of hermaphrodite spluddle-huffers. (God bless the internet!)

spluddle-huffer by shyjason September 5, 2005

Spurdle 

1. Noun - A turtle on the drug commonly known as speed. Still not that fast.

you run as fast as a spurdle.

Spurdle by Mooch144 May 13, 2009

splurgle 

V./ N.
V.= when a thick substance(usually the consistancy of cool ketchup) spills and quickly stains.
N.= The chunky stain resulting from the verb form of this word.

V.= "Oh Shitake! this thing just splurgled the ketchup all over me!"
N.= "This bites, ive got a soda splurgel on my new shirt."

splurgle by Dominus Nocti May 13, 2005