Skip to main content

splumpkin 

when a women gets oral sex while taking a dump, the same as a blumpkin but foe a woman
dude i went so deep in on that splumpkin that i got shit on my chin
splumpkin by jester ralph October 30, 2006
Urban Dictionary Merch

splumpkin 

receiving a blowjob immediately after pinching a loaf. unlike blumpkin which happens simultaneously. Meant to enjoy the act of both separately.
Nothing better than a splumpkin in the morning after a late night at the bar.
splumpkin by brickhead35 October 20, 2013

Splumpkin 

Getting a blow job while taking a dump.
I got her really drunk amd then she gave me a splumpkin
Splumpkin by Fatt Sakk March 29, 2005
Loud bass on your misic; when your beats is all the way up an the bass makes the rear veiw mirrors vibrate and shit falls down.
Nigga was playin [Chamillionaire, his beats was slumpin.
slumpin by Whodat May 13, 2005

Shumpkin 

Getting a blowjob while taking a dump in a hot shower
Bridget gave me a shumpkin last night. never will i be that happy again.
Shumpkin by bodacious caucasain December 24, 2010

Shumpkin 

As opposed to the classic blumpkin where you are receiving head while shitting, she is shitting while you receive a blowjob!
Schuyler: yo this girl just sucked my cock while she was shitting!
Oscar: YOU RECEIVED A SHUMPKIN!!!
Schuyler: YEA and I blew my load in her hair
Shumpkin by Moos3mon3y November 19, 2016

Splumming 

When you get really excited and you just splump
Bro I got my first ace in Rainbow six, I'm splumming!
Splumming by Sumgoodass July 25, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Next