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1. Splosher
Someone who has a fetish of smearing food on themselves.
She poured pudding all over herself. She was a real splosher.
2. splosher
When a girl is beyond obese, usually to the point of blocking out the sun and/or obscuring tang.

Would usually get full marks in a hogging contest.
"Normal you can see the whole garden and antelope galloping across the fields beyond, but a splosher is in the way"
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