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When a corgi lays flat on its belly with his/her legs spread out.
That corgi is sleeping in sploot mode.
by rSlashCorgi December 12, 2011
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Noun: The splash damage coming back and hitting you from a pee or poop.

Verb: the act of causing splashback from a poop or pee, either on yourself OR someone else.
OMG, dude, you just got sploot on your shoe.
by Mond and Morley December 17, 2007
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A ho, or trick-like female. Actually desribing a civilian, not prostitutes.
Yu f_cking sploot! Yu did my brother!

She such a sploot, she been 'round the block and back!
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The action of spitting something out.

Examples of things you can sploot include: Toothpaste, your partners milk, and the little pieces of popcorn that get stuck in between your teeth.
If you don't sploot your toothpaste then you might swallow it.
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Ah, jeez! Dean splooted in his drawers again!
by Steviedee January 30, 2004
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the sudden burst of any bodily fluid at any given moment.

I was sitting on the bus when i felt a rush of liquid falling out of my rectem, this is when i realized i splooted all over myself.

by Swimming with fetus February 24, 2006
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As milk ages, and curdles, it releases gas. If in a tight container, such as a milk jug, pressure will build up until the top explodes outward, creating a "sploot."
DAMN DUDE. That shit just splooted outta nowhere!
by Blazaga June 23, 2006
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