Sploot can be used for anything such ass

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Fuck you son of a sploot wanking fuck dog

i raped ure sploot

she was like im cummin cummin SPLOOT OH GOD YES

Ye split me open oh joy jolly splootin of ye

Sploot Dun dun dun SPLOOT oh oh ya FUCK ME U SPLOOT DOG

i splooted my manjiuce all over her slootin sploot hole
OMG I FUCKING SPLOOTED ALL OVER MY FUCK DOG SHIT FUCK GANG MEasdfasdfasdf
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Top Definition
When a corgi lays flat on its belly with his/her legs spread out.
That corgi is sleeping in sploot mode.
by rSlashCorgi December 12, 2011
Noun: The splash damage coming back and hitting you from a pee or poop.

Verb: the act of causing splashback from a poop or pee, either on yourself OR someone else.
OMG, dude, you just got sploot on your shoe.
by Mond and Morley December 17, 2007
As milk ages, and curdles, it releases gas. If in a tight container, such as a milk jug, pressure will build up until the top explodes outward, creating a "sploot."
DAMN DUDE. That shit just splooted outta nowhere!
by Blazaga June 23, 2006
A ho, or trick-like female. Actually desribing a civilian, not prostitutes.
Yu f_cking sploot! Yu did my brother!

She such a sploot, she been 'round the block and back!
by piiglett. February 17, 2009
Sploot is the descriptive word explaining what happens when you press down with your finger on a marble, or squeeze soap between two hands forcing it to shoot out.

Splooting was coined in the 50's in Bristol by international set and stage designer Rodney Ford
"The chicken splooted out the egg with ease"

"The soap bar skidded across the floor after splooting from my hands"
by Liam April 03, 2007
To leave tread marks in one's underwear
Ah, jeez! Dean splooted in his drawers again!
by Steviedee January 30, 2004
An affair between to married bisexuals of the same sex.
I think tony is having a sploot with the milkman
by EC May 18, 2003

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