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A mechanized machine desinged for the sole purpose of stimulating the male sex oran by rapid vibration that fires red laser beams every nine seconds into the urithra of the phalus resulting in a pleasurous sensation only achievable after discovering the lost city of uphalica
John uaed the sploodgitron to milk out before the prom, but was later diagnosed with testicular cancer.
by Number 432 December 11, 2009