Splom 

(verb) to ramble on for ages about stuff that no one cares about.
(noun) the subject that no one cares about that a person is talking about

splommer (n): one who sploms
splomee (n): receiver of splom

Guy 1: oh man have you met tony? he's such a splommer!
Guy 2: oh i know! he just started splomming to me one day about how his day was! I don't give a shit about how his day was!
Guy 1: man, i fucking hate splommers

Splom by PMiddy May 28, 2010

Salomi 

Salami is like Salome the name is Hebrew root word meaning "Peace". A princess Who became Queen.

Salomi Salome daughter of Herod || and Herodias. New Testament.

Salomi by Stonecoldbabeee October 8, 2014

Martin Salomon 

He’s just that kid who’s so fucking good at hockey.

Oh Martin Salomon....
Yah that kids could fucking destroy kill you with his hockey stick if he really wanted too

Martin Salomon by YouKnowWhoTheFuckThisIs*** September 10, 2020

Salome

The best girl in the world the leader,big ass,popular in school every boy likes he.she is very rich everyone loves her she’s smart she’s the perfect girl in this whole world and will make your day she’s just perfect in every way

Salome is the hottest girl in the school

Salome by Carlos lo papi December 28, 2018

Salome

Salome when used as a name

A very lucky amazing person that is beautifull,caring,funny great in bed and that has great taste in music and fashion
If your name begggggins with a ,D,E,A or J you might be her best frien (or have chances to be ) or a lover ( in love with her) she is smart but can loose her temper

she has a great body but can be shy about it
she has a coupple chubby figures (cute) and is embaressed
if you meet one u are lucky

dont let her out sight shes the coolest muvafucker ever
(she got a big as booty )

Alex :hey i met a sexy salome today !!!

Jim :lucky bro

Salome by raggyyyyy December 22, 2012

Salomon 

Salomon is a unique, one of a kind human being. He is a strong, hardworking, and loyal individual who does whatever it takes to get shit done. He doesn't have a lot of friends, but the friends that he does have know he is loyal AF and will do anything for them. He is confident in himself and his own abilities. He doesn't give a shit what others think about him. He loves food and would rather eat a good meal than explore a new place. He loves to chill at home and watch sports and spend time with his family. He's very athletic (schools fools with a soccer ball) and is usually good at whatever he tries. If he doesn't know how to do something he figures it out. He's good with his hands. He loves his family and does whatever necessary to make sure they're protected and taken care of. He doesn't think he is book smart because he's not very good at math. But he's actually very intelligent and is a master problem solver. He is dedicated and committed to the things that matter most to him. He is usually pretty proud but will humble himself and eventually apologize when he knows he really was in the wrong. He can be scary to those who don't know him because of his rough exterior and lack of tact, but he is a good human with a good heart and is one of the most authentic people you will ever meet.

Why can't you just be a Salomon and get shit done?!

Salomon by salomonlover October 9, 2018

salometer 

A salometer is a unit of measuring how much salami is in 1 meter.
A salometer was made by the YouTuber Flamingo.

Hey that area has 1 salometer!

salometer by AmNow December 24, 2020