Spload 

n. The man's first ejaculation during a sexual encounter, especially when he's receiving a blowjob. Characterized as being more forceful, more plentiful more gooey than subsequent loads. Often reported by the receiver to be the sweetest load of the bunch, therefore, preferred to be taken orally.

"When my boyfriend got back from his business trip, I just had to go down on him. After 2 weeks away, I couldn't believe the size of his spload!"

Spload by Big Brett the Bombthreat January 12, 2004

Spload 

The act of exploding or busting a fat gooey nut on your sexual companion.

My girlfriend had to wash her hair 5 times after I sploaded on on her face.

Spload by Vinnedge November 3, 2017

sloading 

slowly loading webpage

Man, facebook is sloading; I've been waiting 5 minutes to see her full body shot.

sloading by fx422 October 20, 2008

spladle 

A complicated and usually painful amateur wrestling move that involves splitting your opponents legs, while pinning his back to the mat, using your arms and legs.

Ryan just got spladled. Poor guy was humiliated.

spladle by Braydawg May 25, 2014

Shload 

An expression in which 'shit load' is meshed into one word. Convenient for times in which your excitement is so excess that you do not have the ability to say the two words, but instead can only produce one word from the clusterfuck of thoughts fighting to get out. Of course, this word can also be used in calm and relaxed situations so as to add humor or creativity to an otherwise stale and boring environment.

"Oh my jesus, that is a shload of blood coming out of your fucking face! Someone call the ambulance!"

"Hm. There's a shload of calories in that muffin your eating on this lovely morning, George."

Shload by Manganjapoo January 23, 2009

sload

a sloppy load; an extremely large and sloppy fat person, but sloppy fat as in jiggly arms, cottage cheese thighs and or thunder thighs, turkey neck, man tits ect......

we better hurry up and get some food before that sload hits the buffet table.
Oh my god.... is that a walrus????? maybe a manatee?????no its just that sload kirstie alley on dancing with the stars.

sload by TaneyTimes April 11, 2011

splodey 

1 v.) To explode in the most visceral/entertaining manner possible.

2 adj.) A childlike exclimation for describing blowing something up.

1) Guy:Heehee, his guts just went splodey all over her face.

2) Nny: WEEEEEEEEEEE, I have head splodey!

splodey by tofubot May 31, 2006